Letters to Santa Clause

Dear Santa Clause,
is how to start off your letters,

now we all know Santa is real and if we did not poach a single fish this year and we let a mountable wopper return to the drink we can expect him to make a visit to our tackle boxes this year,

Being that you were good all year, What would you ask of Santa?

a new dodge with a caterpillar, a predator, and a better job with less hours and better pay

WOW, fish4fish must have been real good this year. I just need Big S, is a new rod for cranking. Maybe that wall hanger on the end of my line just once next year. I swear I’ll throw it back!

i hope i was real bad this year so i can get some coal,to burn ,the way feul prices are