Greetings to my dedicated followers as well as my underlings and future disciples! It has been quite-the-while since I have made an appearance on the BFT website. First off, kudos to the admins for getting this board up and running in a respectable fashion, once again.
In my rather meager existence, this site is just one of many that allows my folllowers, underlings, devotees, and adherents to pay homage to their TROUTCOMMANDER. While on sabbatical for the past several years, I assure you that you were not abandoned! While away, I have futhered my piscatorial knowledge and attained yet another level of fishing supremacy that was considered by most…..impossible to achieve. I have wetted lines in countless lakes, reservoirs, ponds, impoundments, lochs, and bayous throughout the world, all while pursuing fish species aplenty. During this time, the fishing-gods opened their bounty to my wares and thus, I have enjoyed battles with fish that are beyond comprehension of mere mortals!
I continue to obsequiously offer my freely-given enlightenment so that you, too, can attempt to attain the pinnacle of greatness in your own piscatorial pursuits. This genuine care for my followers, who adore me, is what drives me to continue along in my dedicated and humble way. I now proffer to you that even with severe drought in the intermountain west and specifically, in Utah, our waters are producing some of the best fishing ever, and you need to take advantage and exploit it, before the Governor decides to dedicate all water to refilling the Great Salt Lake. So, go forth and angle! Angle until you cannot angle any longer. Work is for those who don’t fish. Life is too short to miss this opportunity.
I leave you now. Stand at ease! In humility, TROUTCOMMANDER. Out!