02-03-2011, 12:02 AM
heh heh. I like the "fine line" one by Steven Wright.
"You know the fishing shows on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. "
"Where have you been? you're late"
"I got caught!"
"{Bu***hit, lemme see the inside of your lip"
-Mitch Hedberg
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"You know the fishing shows on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. "
"Where have you been? you're late"
"I got caught!"
"{Bu***hit, lemme see the inside of your lip"
-Mitch Hedberg
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