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Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - lvfishingdude - 02-02-2011
"Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught"
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Re: [lvfishingdude] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - 4poundonly - 02-02-2011
[font "Georgia"][/font]~Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day~
~There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm~
~There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot~
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Re: [lvfishingdude] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - Erawk - 02-03-2011
heh heh. I like the "fine line" one by Steven Wright.
"You know the fishing shows on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. "
"Where have you been? you're late"
"I got caught!"
"{Bu***hit, lemme see the inside of your lip"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Re: [Erawk] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - TheWhizzle - 02-03-2011
Ahhhh, Mitch.
You will be missed forever.
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Re: [TheWhizzle] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - iamthesmf - 02-03-2011
[font "Calibri"]Deli Guy- What kind of sandwich would you like?[/font]
[font "Calibri"]Mitch – Pastrami[/font]
[font "Calibri"]Deli Guy – What kind of bread do want?[/font]
[font "Calibri"]Mitch – Banana[/font]
[font "Calibri"]Deli Guy – What type of cheese do you want?[/font]
[font "Calibri"]Mitch - Cottage[/font]
[font "Calibri"]Deli Guy – I’m not making a Pastrami sandwich on Banana bread with cottage cheese.[/font]
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Re: [iamthesmf] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - Erawk - 02-03-2011
"I would like to go fishing and catch a fishstick. That would be very convenient. I could easily get a job working for Mrs. Pauls. Just stick me in a boat with some boxes and I will happily deliver them to the frozen food section of your local grocer."
"I got so much tarter I don't have to dip my fishsticks in anything"
-MH
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Re: [lvfishingdude] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - 4poundonly - 02-06-2011
Heres a couple for your sunday morning.[cool]
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
~ A.K best ~
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
~ John Buchan ~
There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
~ Roderick Haig-Brown ~
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Re: [4poundonly] Daily Fishing Quote 02-02-2011 - syncityangler - 02-06-2011
[center]i got one or two
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[center]"fishermen never die, we just smell that way"
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[center]"A bad day on the water is better than a good day @ work"
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[center]bumper sticker, hat, shirt idea.....
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[center]I.R.B.F
[center]I'd Rather Be Fishing
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