LMAO!!!
Now that is going out in style my friend. If only you read that to my college psychology class when we had to write up an obituary of ourselves. That would be a paper that would get an A.
I like the old joke about the guys who were talking about what they hoped people would say about them at their funerals. Of course most of them hoped there would be fond rememberances for good deeds and great accomplishments. But one guy did it best. He said he wanted to hear “Hey look…he’s moving.”
My lifetime credo has been:
EXISTING IS NOT LIVING. I’M GONNA LIVE UNTIL I DIE. IF IT’S LIVING THAT KILLS ME…SO BE IT.
Wow. How did a fishing report turn into such a morbid hash?
Got a better plan than that. I wanna be plunked into my tube…wearing a Viking helmet. Then I wanna be doused with a fine flammable consumable liquid of some kind, set ablaze and be pushed out into a strong south wind from the point of the south dike at Lincoln Beach. I’ll leave it up to my mourning party of two to make bets on how far I will get before I “flame out”.
Wow. Talk about polluting Utah Lake.
This might be the greatest post on this board.
Don’t know about that.
But a great way to make an ash of myself.
All I can say is, you don’t want to suddenly stop TD.
Great report though. Got those Kitty juices flowing for many folks I am sure.
Now those were a couple of “catty” remarks.