10-05-2006, 03:05 AM
>YOU ARE FROM RURAL MINNESOTA IF...............
> >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
> means.
> >You know it is traditional for the bride and groom
> to go bar hopping
> >between the ceremony and the reception.
> >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel
> for your 3rd birthday.
> >You can recognize someone from Iowa by their
> driving.
> >>>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your
> wedding.
> >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you do
> not immediately break
> >into uncontrollable laughter.
> >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
> county fair.
> >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> >You let your older siblings talk you into putting
> your
on a steel
> >post in the middle of winter.
> >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major
> religions.
> >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates
> are set.
> >Saturday you go the local bowling ally.
> >There was at least one kid in your class who had to
> help milk cows in the
> >morning..phew!
> >You have driven your car on a lake.
> >You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and
> "batree."
> >You always believed that vacation meant "going up
> North."
> >At every wedding you have been to you have had to
> dance the hokey poky and
> >the chicken dance.
> >Your definition of a small town is one that only
> has one bar.
> >The local gas station sells live bait.
> >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a
> meat processing plant.
> >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
> know exactly what she
> >means.
> >You think that the start of deer season is a
> national holiday.
> >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the
> ONLY name for soda.
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> >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
> means.
> >You know it is traditional for the bride and groom
> to go bar hopping
> >between the ceremony and the reception.
> >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel
> for your 3rd birthday.
> >You can recognize someone from Iowa by their
> driving.
> >>>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your
> wedding.
> >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you do
> not immediately break
> >into uncontrollable laughter.
> >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
> county fair.
> >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> >You let your older siblings talk you into putting
> your
on a steel> >post in the middle of winter.
> >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major
> religions.
> >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates
> are set.
> >Saturday you go the local bowling ally.
> >There was at least one kid in your class who had to
> help milk cows in the
> >morning..phew!
> >You have driven your car on a lake.
> >You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and
> "batree."
> >You always believed that vacation meant "going up
> North."
> >At every wedding you have been to you have had to
> dance the hokey poky and
> >the chicken dance.
> >Your definition of a small town is one that only
> has one bar.
> >The local gas station sells live bait.
> >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a
> meat processing plant.
> >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
> know exactly what she
> >means.
> >You think that the start of deer season is a
> national holiday.
> >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the
> ONLY name for soda.
.
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vantages on the school bus in the morning when It was finaly invented. tromping though the chicken, pig, dog, cow, bunny pittle then running to hop the buss in the morning, might I say the gals were not all that understanding with thier P's and U's...LOL.... 
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