03-17-2016, 05:42 PM
I recently got a call from a guy, who spoke broken English, announcing that he was from Microsoft. He asked how my computer was running and I told him it was running great. He said that was strange because they had received reports that someone was trying to break into my computer. I told him the only one trying to break into my computer was talking to me on the telephone right then. I said, "I am not going to give you my credit card number and I am not going to let you download anything onto my computer, so what are you going to do?" After muttering something he hung up.
A day or so after that I got a call, again from someone who spoke broken English, and was told that I was going to receive 5 million dollars and a new sports car from the government. He gave me a choice of the color of the sports car, that they would be delivering that afternoon, and I asked for white. He then explained that I needed to pay $150 for some type of transfer fee. I told him to just deduct it from the 5 million that I was receiving and he said that he couldn't do that. I told him that he wasn't going to get $150 from me and that I did not appreciate having dishonest people calling me. He responded that he was an honest man and I said, "and I am also the tooth fairy!". He also hung up after muttering something.
I can't wait until I get called again from the guy, who speaks in broken English, letting me know that I have cheated the IRS. I have received that call at least a 1/2 dozen times and I have had lots of fun with those guys also.
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A day or so after that I got a call, again from someone who spoke broken English, and was told that I was going to receive 5 million dollars and a new sports car from the government. He gave me a choice of the color of the sports car, that they would be delivering that afternoon, and I asked for white. He then explained that I needed to pay $150 for some type of transfer fee. I told him to just deduct it from the 5 million that I was receiving and he said that he couldn't do that. I told him that he wasn't going to get $150 from me and that I did not appreciate having dishonest people calling me. He responded that he was an honest man and I said, "and I am also the tooth fairy!". He also hung up after muttering something.
I can't wait until I get called again from the guy, who speaks in broken English, letting me know that I have cheated the IRS. I have received that call at least a 1/2 dozen times and I have had lots of fun with those guys also.
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