01-11-2004, 06:57 PM
[cool][size 2]Mr. Gun, I assure you that the most well equipped and sophisticated forensics teams would succeed in finding only fishy DNA on my "operating instruments."[/size]
[size 2]That was not always true, but it is of the knives I currently own. In the distant past, while working on a party boat, one of the passengers observed my shaving my arm and tried to do the same on himself, with one of my knives. He succeeded in slicing off about three inches of skin. Great weight loss program.[/size]
[size 2]On another occasion, while on a horseback packin trip with my dad, he asked to borrow my little Rapala to "gill and gut" a trout. I warned him that it was probably a lot sharper than the electrician's pocket knife he usually carried. Discounting my warning, he proceeded to run the knife right through the trout and into his thumb. [/size]
[size 2]I do joke about learning how to perform prefontal lobotomies through the armpit...to reduce scarring. On some idiots, who borrow my knives and trash the edges, I am tempted to do the lobotomy through one of the lower bodily orifices. Man, that would smart...and maybe smarten up someone who borrows a knife to cut bait against a metal surface.[/size]
[size 2]Love the CSI programs. Give me a lot of new ideas on concealing the evidence of my crimes. I have enough cut up "catfish bait" and need new ways of disposing of fishing buddies who abuse my good nature.[/size]
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[size 2]That was not always true, but it is of the knives I currently own. In the distant past, while working on a party boat, one of the passengers observed my shaving my arm and tried to do the same on himself, with one of my knives. He succeeded in slicing off about three inches of skin. Great weight loss program.[/size]
[size 2]On another occasion, while on a horseback packin trip with my dad, he asked to borrow my little Rapala to "gill and gut" a trout. I warned him that it was probably a lot sharper than the electrician's pocket knife he usually carried. Discounting my warning, he proceeded to run the knife right through the trout and into his thumb. [/size]
[size 2]I do joke about learning how to perform prefontal lobotomies through the armpit...to reduce scarring. On some idiots, who borrow my knives and trash the edges, I am tempted to do the lobotomy through one of the lower bodily orifices. Man, that would smart...and maybe smarten up someone who borrows a knife to cut bait against a metal surface.[/size]
[size 2]Love the CSI programs. Give me a lot of new ideas on concealing the evidence of my crimes. I have enough cut up "catfish bait" and need new ways of disposing of fishing buddies who abuse my good nature.[/size]
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