04-01-2014, 11:36 AM
For only $9.99 and a small shipping and handling fee, you get 10 FAKE plastic snail shells and a tube of super glue.
Just glue them on to your buddy's boat as the perfect way to get back at him for out-fishing you on your last trip or for giving away the gps coordinates to your favorite honey holes.
Also perfect to glue on to the guys trailer that blasts his radio at 140 decibals and only owns one rap cd. Heck, real snail shells are probably in his ballast tank anyway.
Call 1-800-555-1891to order yours today.
No way he can out fish you now, at least out of his boat for the next couple of days!
Order now while supplies last!!!
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Just glue them on to your buddy's boat as the perfect way to get back at him for out-fishing you on your last trip or for giving away the gps coordinates to your favorite honey holes.
Also perfect to glue on to the guys trailer that blasts his radio at 140 decibals and only owns one rap cd. Heck, real snail shells are probably in his ballast tank anyway.
Call 1-800-555-1891to order yours today.
No way he can out fish you now, at least out of his boat for the next couple of days!
Order now while supplies last!!!
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