What's your best fish saying?

[Bardic]

I always liked the joke about the old fisherman that was catching all the fish through the ice when no one else was. They asked him what his secret was and he just mumbled something back. So they asked again and he mumbled again. So they asked him one more time and he pulled a big night crawler out of his mouth and said "You have to keep your bait warm"

So now when people ask me questions I like to mumble and then answer that (minus the worm in the mouth part). It doesn't always make sense to them but I get a kick out of it.
[signature]