06-28-2013, 06:48 PM
[#0000FF]Don't think you would qualify, by any stretch of the imagination.
Orvis is just a modifier of "dorkism". There are many different kinds of dorks. The Orvis variety is usually characterized by flaunting their O possessions in order to demean others who are less O-endowed. Merely owning O products does not automatically qualify an otherwise decent person as an O dork. That status must be earned by a continuous and unbearable O attitude...that they are supreme and exalted beings due to their ownership of O products...or other products of higher value...if not superior quality.
Some folks are born into dorkism. Others have it thrust upon them.
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Orvis is just a modifier of "dorkism". There are many different kinds of dorks. The Orvis variety is usually characterized by flaunting their O possessions in order to demean others who are less O-endowed. Merely owning O products does not automatically qualify an otherwise decent person as an O dork. That status must be earned by a continuous and unbearable O attitude...that they are supreme and exalted beings due to their ownership of O products...or other products of higher value...if not superior quality.
Some folks are born into dorkism. Others have it thrust upon them.
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