06-21-2012, 04:33 PM
Sounds good - I'll have to check 'em out.
Did you hear the one about the ship captain?
Everytime his vessel would go into battle - he'd call out to the first mate "Bring me my [#BF0000]RED SHIRT[/#BF0000]!" - and the swashbuckling commences.
After a successful battle, the first mate asked the captain - "why do you have me bring your[#BF0000] red shir[/#BF0000]t when we go into battle?". Captain replies - "so if I'm wounded, the crew won't see the blood and be afraid and will continue to battle bravely".
On one voyage the Captain's vessel was approached by one pirate ship, then another, then another.
Badly outnumbered, and preparing for a gruesome battle - the first mate runs up to the captain and asks "sir, should I get your [#BF0000]red shirt[/#BF0000]?"
That captain looks down at the first mate and commands, "No - bring me my[#502800] [#804000]brown pants[/#804000][/#502800]!!!"
Did you hear the one about the ship captain?
Everytime his vessel would go into battle - he'd call out to the first mate "Bring me my [#BF0000]RED SHIRT[/#BF0000]!" - and the swashbuckling commences.
After a successful battle, the first mate asked the captain - "why do you have me bring your[#BF0000] red shir[/#BF0000]t when we go into battle?". Captain replies - "so if I'm wounded, the crew won't see the blood and be afraid and will continue to battle bravely".
On one voyage the Captain's vessel was approached by one pirate ship, then another, then another.
Badly outnumbered, and preparing for a gruesome battle - the first mate runs up to the captain and asks "sir, should I get your [#BF0000]red shirt[/#BF0000]?"
That captain looks down at the first mate and commands, "No - bring me my[#502800] [#804000]brown pants[/#804000][/#502800]!!!"