10-12-2010, 07:23 PM
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a
shotgun in one hand and the other Hand pulling a male buffalo with the
other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in
one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts
of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He
has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another male buffalo with the
other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, We're
still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,
anyway?"
The Indian
s and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink
coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear
for rest of day."
ON NOVEMBER 2 VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE!
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a
shotgun in one hand and the other Hand pulling a male buffalo with the
other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in
one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts
of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He
has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another male buffalo with the
other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, We're
still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,
anyway?"
The Indian
s and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink
coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear
for rest of day."
ON NOVEMBER 2 VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE!
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