07-26-2003, 11:42 PM
[cool]Sorry, Bro. No offense intended. I'll resist the urge to make any further derogatory comments about New York. Everybody has to be from somewhere. I'm from Idaho and I get lots of flak about "Idaho spud".
Hope you're not an attorney. I got no mercy for them. I have thousands of attorney jokes in my files. Whenever I start to tell one and someone says "Hey, wait a minute. I'm an attorney." I say "That's okay, I'll speak real slow, and I'll be happy to explain it if you need help."
What part of New York are you from? Lots of good fishing in New York. Most people think only of the "big city", but between the great salt water fishing and the inland lakes and streams...and the St. Lawrence River...New York has some of the best fishing in the country. Do you ever get back there?
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Hope you're not an attorney. I got no mercy for them. I have thousands of attorney jokes in my files. Whenever I start to tell one and someone says "Hey, wait a minute. I'm an attorney." I say "That's okay, I'll speak real slow, and I'll be happy to explain it if you need help."
What part of New York are you from? Lots of good fishing in New York. Most people think only of the "big city", but between the great salt water fishing and the inland lakes and streams...and the St. Lawrence River...New York has some of the best fishing in the country. Do you ever get back there?
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