Carp Seining Wednesday

[kochanut]

the way i used to deal with that was a simple 16 step process, behold!!!:

1. catch a carp
2. rejoice and drink a beer
3. land the carp
4. rejoice and drink a beer
5. open knife blade/remove from sheath
6. rejoice and drink a beer
7. stick buisness end of knife under the gill plates of said carp
8. rejoice and drink a beer
9. slowly start to cut gills, preferably in the dead center of their mass
10. rejoice and drink a beer
11. remove knife from gills
12. rejoice and drink a beer
13. stick knife in other gills and slice gills also
14. rejoice and drink a beer
15. release carp back into the water, he will swim away back to the bottom and die there
16. rejoice and drink a beer

by now you have not only done your part, but since this process should take no more then a few moments you should be good and sauced... if you have not managed to remove one of your own fingers.... rejoice and drink a beer, rinse and repeat
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