05-08-2009, 10:47 PM
the traditional funeral with the deceased in a casket.
I want to be set in a chair upright holding a box of tissues. There will be a casket but it will be closed. Then when people come up and take a tissue a switch will go off and pre-recorded messages from me will play:
"Don't I look like myself?"
"Aren't you glad I don't smell?"
For an extra 100 bucks there would be a switch in the floor by the empty casket that will set off a different recording of horrifying shrieks and a blood curdling "get me the hell out of here."
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I want to be set in a chair upright holding a box of tissues. There will be a casket but it will be closed. Then when people come up and take a tissue a switch will go off and pre-recorded messages from me will play:
"Don't I look like myself?"
"Aren't you glad I don't smell?"
For an extra 100 bucks there would be a switch in the floor by the empty casket that will set off a different recording of horrifying shrieks and a blood curdling "get me the hell out of here."
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