Done Deal

[Biglew]

Great news!!!! Starting May 1, all existing taxes have been repealed!! No Income, property, gas, boat, etc etc. It's all too complicated. Starting May 1, meters will be installed on all toilets, and they won't work without scanning in your number. You, and all your kids will have one. Every time you flush, the Government debits $50. Then they just pass the dough out to the states on a per/capita basis. Simple. Easy. No accountants. No IRS. No DMV, or anything else. Easy to raise the fee. Fair for everybody. Take away your card, and you'll have to go in the woods, and that would be illegal, and the Pooper Troopers would descend on you. Sattelites are in place to do random checks on illegal activity. Serious consequences for violators, Our obesity problems will be solved at the same time, because eating less would be the only way to save taxes. Oh, by the way. The transactions will be routed through the International Bank of Beijing. Here's where I'd normally put the y face, but it just doesn't seem appropriate right now. Moderator. Please feel free to whack this post. I'm getting used to gettin whacked.
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