06-08-2003, 01:08 AM
TAKEN FROM THE BOOK " A MAN'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH A WOMAN "
COUNTER ATTACKING A WOMAN'S ACTIONS TWARDS DEMASCULATING HER MAN , PAGE 11,298 , CHAPTER 581 , PARAGRAPH 3 .
GALS LIKE TO PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE , BUT NOT OVER IT , A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME .
TO REMIDE THE SITUATION;
SIMPLEY STUFF YOUR FACE WITH MARSHMELLOWS , THEN FILL WHATEVER SPACE IS LEFT OVER WITH SPRAY WHIPPING CREAM , (ADD A LITTLE TO THE TOP OF YOUR DOME FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT ) THEN PROCEDE TO SKIP AROUND SINGING NURSERY RHYMES . SPEWING THE MIXTURE AS YOU SING . "I'M A LITTLE TEA-POT " GETS THE BEST RESULTS .
POSSIBLE OUTCOMES;
#1).SHE WILL THINK SHE'S PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE , IT IS IN THERE NATURE TO NUTURE YOU BACK TO HEALTH , MILK OUT THE RECOVERY PROCESS AS LONG AS YOU CAN . DO NOT GET COUGHT !!!!
OR #2). YOU WILL BE SENT AWAY TO THE HA-HA HOTEL , SHE WILL INTURN NEED TO RECOVER FROM THE INCIDENT HERSELF , AT THE BAHAMA HYATE REGINCEY HOTEL , ON YOUR CREDIT CARD .
EITHER WAY , YOU WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF VERY WELL . I WOULD SUDJEST GIVING BUBBA YOUR CANDY BARS IN OUTCOME #2
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