02-15-2009, 05:41 PM
Wanted: Girl that eats. Out here in California I've noticed that the gals have just quit eating. I used to ask them out to dinner but now they only want coffee. They are shrinking and looking weak. No more hiking, bike riding, or boobs. Just long skinny gals with coffee breath. I want to go to Wisconsin, the gals there ate and drank beer. They slipped me maps to good fishing spots. They were missing teeth but I guess you have to give up something to get a gal to hang with you while you are out on the lake. The girl here are always cold too. Maybe it is just because they are minutes away from dieing...By the way , if you are a girl that eats, has her teeth, and lets me go fishing, I love you. You can have me. You will never starve if you like to eat fish. If you own a boat ,that's even better...send picture of boat. I own my own house, vacation house, and cabin in the mountains. If you play your cards right you will hardly ever even have to see me. Just a dinner now and again, maybe breakfast if I'm lucky.....
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