02-12-2009, 03:37 AM
I can't remember whether I have ever called in sick or not.
One incident I recall, but vaguely, one morning I was captured by alien spacecraft and taken to Utah Lake. I woke up in a daze, you know my head feeling spinny. I was dropped off at Lindon boat harbor. I could not recall while onboard the spacecraft whether I used my cell phone to tell my boss at work that aliens were taking me fishing to Utah Lake. By the way the aliens fishing rods were awesome! But their lures looked strange and imagine they got skunked.
The next day my boss never said a thing, he is such a nice guy.
Happy fishing.
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One incident I recall, but vaguely, one morning I was captured by alien spacecraft and taken to Utah Lake. I woke up in a daze, you know my head feeling spinny. I was dropped off at Lindon boat harbor. I could not recall while onboard the spacecraft whether I used my cell phone to tell my boss at work that aliens were taking me fishing to Utah Lake. By the way the aliens fishing rods were awesome! But their lures looked strange and imagine they got skunked.
The next day my boss never said a thing, he is such a nice guy.
Happy fishing.
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