Memorial Day Weekend Fishing (report) sort of

[IceFishingGod]

You can be his friend, but you don't want to be. He's a known liar, he's always saying things like" The only way Scott even caught a fish was because the one I was reeling up spit it out and it snagged on his line". "The only reason Scott got a Goose was, the one I shot fell out of the sky, landed on Scott's in mid-air, and broke it's neck". See, pure nonsense! Nobody likes him because of his poor hygeine and drooling problem. The only reason I even hang out with him is he took a bullet for me in the war. Luckily, I lost my sense of smell in the tragic, Terryville chicken manure fires of '79.