Is Fly Fishing Legal ??

[Tarponjim]

I once had a fly box break open, and all the flies fell into a big Cluster F***. The Egg Sucking Leeches were all over the Franny's Fancys. The Bent Back Green Butt Skunks with the Green Weenies were all over the Humpies and Nymphs formerly known as Prince. Mating Damsels with Evening Dresses and Stimulators fell on the Blood Midges and Twist Nymphs, and all were tangled in Black Death, and then put into the CDC. The one Bastard Adams and Rat Faced McDougal fell right onto a Cockroach. The Ray Charles stuck to the box. Peeking Caddis just watched the OviPositing Caddis. It was all a Purple Haze. Renegades disappeared. Seaducers tangled with everything, and the Sperm Worms fell through the Rubber Legs. Now its a box of Spent Cripples.
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