What makes your skin crawl?

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You better believe they can fly. I was down your way about 6 years ago. I had heard of the infamous Volkswagen sized Cockroaches and only skoffed at how people would exagerate about how big they are.

I found out they were right when I was walking down the board walk and thought that someone was playing a game with me and threw a rock at my head.

In dismay I turned around to find out who the "Would be" victim of my 3oz sinker assault would be when I saw a stinking Cockroach the size of my fist laying on the ground with the wings still open.

It wasn't long before I found a sporting goods store and bough me a hockey helmet with full face mask.

I was only nailed 1 more time in the rest of the week that I stayed down there.

Look in the dictionary for the definition of Palmetto Bugs. My dictionary defines it like this:

Palmeto Bug. Noun. A Volkswagen with wings. oooooouuuuch[pirate]
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