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[lonehunter]

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>A Michigan man was stopped by the DNR in Northeast Michigan recently
>with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well
>known for its fishing.
>
>The DNR officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
>fish?"
>
>"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
>
>"Pet fish?"
>
>"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em
>swim'
>round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
>ice chest and I take 'em home."
>
>"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>
>The man looked at the DNR officer for a moment and then said, "It's the
>truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>
>"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>
>The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
>
>After several minutes, the DNR officer turned to him and said, "Well?"
>
>"Well, what?" said the man.
>
> "When are you going to call them back?"
>
> "Call who back?"
>
> "The FISH!"
>
>"What fish?"
>
>
>.. We in Michigan may not be as smart as some, but we're not as dumb as
>most.

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