12-14-2006, 11:39 AM
[cool][#0000ff]Huh? Do I know you? Do I owe you any money?[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]One of the conditions of becoming involved with a quasi-official organization like that was having to have 2/3 of my brain removed. That enhances the ability to sit through mind-numbing meetings, but it also messes with memory.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]You see, I have already "crossed over". I still may be "one of you" in terms of membership, but the microchip they implanted at the time of the brainectomy helps them control my thoughts and actions away from the meetings. Whenever anyone tries to use past friendships or associations to curry special favors, I am programmed to sneer in derision. If the request is accompanied by begging and groveling, the sneer turns into insidious laughter.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]So, while your creative suggestions on Utah fisheries enhancement sound interesting, I am physically and mentally unable to rationally process such ideas. However, you may care to take them through the RAC process. Too bad you missed the secret session held two years ago that would have been necessary for you to get any consideration. The next is not scheduled until you are able to ice fish in Hell.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Thanks fer yer support.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]One of the conditions of becoming involved with a quasi-official organization like that was having to have 2/3 of my brain removed. That enhances the ability to sit through mind-numbing meetings, but it also messes with memory.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]You see, I have already "crossed over". I still may be "one of you" in terms of membership, but the microchip they implanted at the time of the brainectomy helps them control my thoughts and actions away from the meetings. Whenever anyone tries to use past friendships or associations to curry special favors, I am programmed to sneer in derision. If the request is accompanied by begging and groveling, the sneer turns into insidious laughter.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]So, while your creative suggestions on Utah fisheries enhancement sound interesting, I am physically and mentally unable to rationally process such ideas. However, you may care to take them through the RAC process. Too bad you missed the secret session held two years ago that would have been necessary for you to get any consideration. The next is not scheduled until you are able to ice fish in Hell.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Thanks fer yer support.[/#0000ff]
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