10-06-2006, 06:01 PM
[cool][#0000ff]I gotta warn ya, pal, that I don't fight fair. No Marquis of Mackberry rules for me. I ain't just gonna sit still while you clear the backlash from your reel and keep trying to boink me with a sinker. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Oh no, I got some devious stuff in mind. Using my two pole permit, I will first cast a big chunk of rotten carp meat at ya. While you are gagging and puking I'll pick up my other rod and fire off one of my tire weights...maybe the white with the red eye...kinda fitting, wouldn't you say. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Anyhooters, if we both walk off 30 paces that will be a total of 60 paces apart. While you are checking your GPS for coordinates (since you can't see that far) I will have plenty of time to launch my "preemptive strike"...with my WMD (weapons of mess destruction).[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Oh no, I got some devious stuff in mind. Using my two pole permit, I will first cast a big chunk of rotten carp meat at ya. While you are gagging and puking I'll pick up my other rod and fire off one of my tire weights...maybe the white with the red eye...kinda fitting, wouldn't you say. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Anyhooters, if we both walk off 30 paces that will be a total of 60 paces apart. While you are checking your GPS for coordinates (since you can't see that far) I will have plenty of time to launch my "preemptive strike"...with my WMD (weapons of mess destruction).[/#0000ff]
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