07-08-2006, 01:03 AM
Men, Men Men.. Mighty Men. Spit. growl and demand what you want. Dont be a woose.....
I AM THE MAN! I wear the pants and do what I want.
Fishing? I bought the $26K boat, I bought the poles and reels. I buy the bait. I m MAN! Snort, Snort. Huff, Puff..
I offered to take "her" out on my new boat. I installed a Bar B que on board. She can do the cooking of my manly kill, I said.
I gave her a pole to try. Ha! Woman.
Seems she caught a big Trout. Then ANOTHER and a aaa ANOTHER.
I heated up the Bar B Que. Got the plates and silverware ready.
Then I put on my apron so I wouldnt get the corn on the cobb, Potato salad that I was about to make, all over me. While I was doing my duties she caught more fish. Not once did my pole wiggle.
After she landed ALL of the Trout, I would remove the hook and perpare each for the grille. When I had dinner ready she washed up and sat down to the table and said "WHERES MY FRIGGIN DINNER!"
She is asking me "When are you going fishing again?"
I said, Saturday if its ok with you? She is out in the garage right now straightening out "her" tackle box......
I ll report back Sunday. after I clean up her boat...
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I AM THE MAN! I wear the pants and do what I want.
Fishing? I bought the $26K boat, I bought the poles and reels. I buy the bait. I m MAN! Snort, Snort. Huff, Puff..
I offered to take "her" out on my new boat. I installed a Bar B que on board. She can do the cooking of my manly kill, I said.
I gave her a pole to try. Ha! Woman.
Seems she caught a big Trout. Then ANOTHER and a aaa ANOTHER.
I heated up the Bar B Que. Got the plates and silverware ready.
Then I put on my apron so I wouldnt get the corn on the cobb, Potato salad that I was about to make, all over me. While I was doing my duties she caught more fish. Not once did my pole wiggle.
After she landed ALL of the Trout, I would remove the hook and perpare each for the grille. When I had dinner ready she washed up and sat down to the table and said "WHERES MY FRIGGIN DINNER!"
She is asking me "When are you going fishing again?"
I said, Saturday if its ok with you? She is out in the garage right now straightening out "her" tackle box......
I ll report back Sunday. after I clean up her boat...
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