05-13-2006, 01:35 AM
[cool][#0000ff]Those "flying carp" released by the DWR gang were not given the benefit of their complimentary "gill aumentation".[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]However, you will be pleased to know that before I began actively fishing...after letting TubeBabe score the first kitty...that I briefly engaged in some "force feeding". As usual, there were several large rafts of carp gathered on the still surface. They make good casting practice and help stretch the string to make it more supple for subsequent cat catching.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Be it knowed that two voluntary "dorsal diners" were treated to the "Lincoln Beach Liposuction"...having substantial quantities of extraneous gill material removed. Dr. Duck Ness performed the procedures under local anesthesia...mine, not theirs. Sadly, both patients exhibited signs of post surgical bleeding and were discharged from the operating room quickly to make room for more patients.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]However, you will be pleased to know that before I began actively fishing...after letting TubeBabe score the first kitty...that I briefly engaged in some "force feeding". As usual, there were several large rafts of carp gathered on the still surface. They make good casting practice and help stretch the string to make it more supple for subsequent cat catching.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Be it knowed that two voluntary "dorsal diners" were treated to the "Lincoln Beach Liposuction"...having substantial quantities of extraneous gill material removed. Dr. Duck Ness performed the procedures under local anesthesia...mine, not theirs. Sadly, both patients exhibited signs of post surgical bleeding and were discharged from the operating room quickly to make room for more patients.[/#0000ff]
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