03-22-2006, 09:14 PM
I have friends who frequently send me jokes and other lighthearted materials in e-mails. Most of it is just plain dumb, so I choose not to pass it along. These last two jokes I posted for the amusement of all BFTers just happened to be about bad marriages. Regardless of their similar topics, I thought they were particularly clever.
Though I've been known to rile the wife occasionally with less-than-intelligent behavior, for now we're sailing on placid waters. Now having said that, without finding any wood to knock on within arm's reach for safety's sake, I'll probably do something REALLY foolish, like spend too much on fishing tackle, which will get those otherwise calm waters all agitated and muddy.
Such is the life of a guy who spends far too much of his waking (and sleeping) life dreaming of ways to fool fish into thinking his pathetic, unnatural offerings are edible. Until I find a way to be an even better dad, a devoted husband, AND a skilled angler -- all at the same time -- I'll probably have to accept being a fretful father, a passable spouse, and a pretty lousy fisherman.[pirate]
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Though I've been known to rile the wife occasionally with less-than-intelligent behavior, for now we're sailing on placid waters. Now having said that, without finding any wood to knock on within arm's reach for safety's sake, I'll probably do something REALLY foolish, like spend too much on fishing tackle, which will get those otherwise calm waters all agitated and muddy.
Such is the life of a guy who spends far too much of his waking (and sleeping) life dreaming of ways to fool fish into thinking his pathetic, unnatural offerings are edible. Until I find a way to be an even better dad, a devoted husband, AND a skilled angler -- all at the same time -- I'll probably have to accept being a fretful father, a passable spouse, and a pretty lousy fisherman.[pirate]
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