03-01-2006, 06:20 AM
[#0000ff]Finalist (LS). 1. Some things a shirt won't help. 2. See #1 3. Bad visual. TMI. 4. Depends. 5. You're already half shot.[/#0000ff]
I want the long sleeve shirt and here are the following reasons:
1. My arms are pencil thin and with a long sleeve shirt I can cover up my short comings.
2. I'm a Pollock and burn quickly. Fair skin and stupidity are no match for the sun.
3. I drink way too much beer and sometime (OK most of the time I tend to druel), the long sleeve shirt will give me something to wipe my mouth off with.
4. See # 3 sometime I wet my self and can use the shirt as a wrap around in case of emergency.
5. I went hunting with Dick and didn't get shot,
IFG
I want the long sleeve shirt and here are the following reasons:
1. My arms are pencil thin and with a long sleeve shirt I can cover up my short comings.
2. I'm a Pollock and burn quickly. Fair skin and stupidity are no match for the sun.
3. I drink way too much beer and sometime (OK most of the time I tend to druel), the long sleeve shirt will give me something to wipe my mouth off with.
4. See # 3 sometime I wet my self and can use the shirt as a wrap around in case of emergency.
5. I went hunting with Dick and didn't get shot,
IFG