THE CONTEST IS ON

[PrinceFisher]

[#0000ff]Finalist. Drawing later. Very creative, sir.[/#0000ff]
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[black]WANTED: Fisherman with dual cases of near-terminal Workus Grindstoneus Dementia and Cabin Feaver-Itis seeks attractive hooded sweatshirt with colorful white, blue, and yellow fish-attracting logo to brave frigid temperatures with, in hopes of curing said diseases.

All previous efforts to cure the aforementioned illnesses—which have included staring longingly at bleak stretches of frozen lake surfaces for long periods of time and standing optimistically next to inactive fishing rods—have not only proven to be frustratingly pointless but have also served to aggravate the suffering of said fisherman.[/black]
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Said fisherman wishes to bring to attention the practicality of wearing a thick, hooded garment when targeting pre-spawn walleye and bass at Utah Lake during the sometimes-chilly months of March and April. [/black]
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[black]Note: For those walleye and bass who may be reading this want ad, please cooperate enthusiastically and unconditionally with said fisherman when he approaches you in a very handsome sweatshirt and offers you a frozen minnow or plastic bait.
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[black]Those wishing to contribute to the “Save the PrinceFisher Fishless Fund” should send one stylish, comfortable, and warm XXL BFT Hooded Sweatshirt, or if one is not available, one XXL BFT Long-sleeved T-shirt to PrinceFisher himself. [/black]
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[black]For less than the cost of a Utah 365-day Fishing License, isn’t it worth it to save this poor fillet-less soul?[/black]
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