12-07-2005, 05:56 AM
Two guys from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan die and wake up in Hell.
The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The
Devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Michigan, the
land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a
little bit, ya know."
The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The Devil asks them again, "Its awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're
from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy
for a chance to warm up a vee bit, ya know."
This gets the Devil quite steamed so he decides to fix the two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and
screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan
and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking
beer. The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and
you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
The two Michiganders reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much varm
weather up dere in da UP, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
veather's this nice."
The Devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally
he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn all the heat off in
Hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,moan
and gnash their teeth. The Devil
s and heads for the room with the two
Michiganders. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming like mad men.
The Devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is wrong with you two?"
The Michiganders look at the Devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know,
if Hell froze over dat must mean da Lions von da super bowl.
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The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The
Devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Michigan, the
land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a
little bit, ya know."
The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The Devil asks them again, "Its awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're
from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy
for a chance to warm up a vee bit, ya know."
This gets the Devil quite steamed so he decides to fix the two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and
screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan
and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking
beer. The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and
you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
The two Michiganders reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much varm
weather up dere in da UP, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
veather's this nice."
The Devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally
he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn all the heat off in
Hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,moan
and gnash their teeth. The Devil
s and heads for the room with the twoMichiganders. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming like mad men.
The Devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is wrong with you two?"
The Michiganders look at the Devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know,
if Hell froze over dat must mean da Lions von da super bowl.
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