10-13-2005, 06:27 PM
You might be a Minnesotan if....
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee ,Winton and Ely.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy.
Men are men and so are the women.
You consider Minneapolis exotic.
A brat is something you eat.
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You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee ,Winton and Ely.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy.
Men are men and so are the women.
You consider Minneapolis exotic.
A brat is something you eat.
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