10-02-2004, 01:44 PM
[left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]board off a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it,[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]bre[/font][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]aking the dog's neck.[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]and rushed over to interview the boy.. The reporter began entering data into[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]From Jaws[/font] [font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]Of Vicious Animal."[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected.[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horri[/font][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]fic Dog Attack."[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. "What team or person do you like? "[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W.Bush" the boy says.[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little[/font][/left] [left][font "Berlin Sans FB Demi"]Conservative Bast*** Kills Beloved Family Pet.."[/font][/left]