not a float tube but very applicable...

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[cool][blue][size 1]Chortle chortle. That looks more like a cheap knockoff of Coldfooter's tandem rig.[/size][/blue]

[#0000ff][size 1]Betcha you could get a hernia trying to get that puppy up on plane.[/size][/#0000ff]
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