05-18-2004, 07:29 PM
Aw heck BF,, just send yer honey down to Wal-marts for a couple cases of Tarnex. If that dont work and if nothing else, you'll have plenty of cleaner to use on all those pretty sparklies in her jewelry box, just before they somehow take wing and migrate to your tackle box..
Word to the wise tho' and speaking from experience. DO NOT at any cost allow her to look in your tackle box after their migration! If you do you'll find the darn things will constantly find their way right back to her jewelry box just like they have legs. I swear, scouts honor! Whats more, each time you put them back in your tackle box your ears may again start ringing for days and days on end. Hint tho', wearing ear muffs, it seems to help some. But I found the best cure is to take a much needed weekend alone at the lake!! Strangely tho',, I found those little sparklies dont want to migrate nearly as quickly from ones tackle box while alone at the lake. And if given enough time, a guys ears stop ringing.
Huh? HUH? Whatcha say? Did you say sumthin'? Yes I have my hearing aids in. Yep the volume is cranked up too. Yeppers, I just replaced the battery, ~~just barely 5 years ago~~. What do ya mean I never listen to's ya? Jeeez!
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Word to the wise tho' and speaking from experience. DO NOT at any cost allow her to look in your tackle box after their migration! If you do you'll find the darn things will constantly find their way right back to her jewelry box just like they have legs. I swear, scouts honor! Whats more, each time you put them back in your tackle box your ears may again start ringing for days and days on end. Hint tho', wearing ear muffs, it seems to help some. But I found the best cure is to take a much needed weekend alone at the lake!! Strangely tho',, I found those little sparklies dont want to migrate nearly as quickly from ones tackle box while alone at the lake. And if given enough time, a guys ears stop ringing.
Huh? HUH? Whatcha say? Did you say sumthin'? Yes I have my hearing aids in. Yep the volume is cranked up too. Yeppers, I just replaced the battery, ~~just barely 5 years ago~~. What do ya mean I never listen to's ya? Jeeez!
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