Starvation hard deck report

[TopH2O]

Now, now, let's not give anyone a hard time about spelling a word wrong. Heck, we've all done it, sometimes to great embarrassment. I often see spelling and other mistakes in posts on here. My policy is to or giggle to myself and keep it to myself.
Here are some of my favorite miscues I've seen along the way:

A high school girl wrote her research paper on solemn skiing.
A bakery had a big ad on their front window touting their creampuffs that were filled with delicious, creamy mustard.
One of my favorites as a former football coach: Johnny Jones pissed for over 400 yards in the game. Field conditions were a significant factor in the outcome of the game.
One girl reported to me that Mark Twain was a pilot on the Mississippi and after he had flown for a couple of years...
One help wanted ad read that they were hiring all shits. Now what happened to that missing f?

Don't worry about it Verdean. We love ya just the same.

Verdean din't start it.  Toppy did.

Yea, it was my bad.  It's that darn diet thing.