03-09-2004, 11:29 PM
Me , run against the great Tubedude ? No way Jose'! He's a big man in or out of the water . Did he ever tell you about the time a ship was circiling him looking for a harbor to dock in ?
I like his platform , tax anyone who introduces new taxes , manditory lie detectors attached to all pollititions , honesty detectors on all lawyers and medical billing personell and journalists . hospitals and colleges would have to reduce there" fees for service " to reflect the current minimum wage standard .
Running against Tubedude would be like Robin running against Batman , Gilligan against The Skipper , Laurel against Hardey !
Now as far as the olimpics go , bassfussing is definatly not a skill worthey of an olimpic metal , however , baitcasting , flyrodding , spincasting , and cane pole casting are definatley going to be added to the long list of events . Winter olimpics would start off with the 5 gallon bucket bottom judging and proceed to the jig wiggiling events .
Summer olimpics would include the beach bunny spotting (ME ONLY JUDGE ), the Worm digging contest , shark fishing with lawyers event , and my all time favorite "boot the snagger into a dumpster "contest .
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I like his platform , tax anyone who introduces new taxes , manditory lie detectors attached to all pollititions , honesty detectors on all lawyers and medical billing personell and journalists . hospitals and colleges would have to reduce there" fees for service " to reflect the current minimum wage standard .
Running against Tubedude would be like Robin running against Batman , Gilligan against The Skipper , Laurel against Hardey !
Now as far as the olimpics go , bassfussing is definatly not a skill worthey of an olimpic metal , however , baitcasting , flyrodding , spincasting , and cane pole casting are definatley going to be added to the long list of events . Winter olimpics would start off with the 5 gallon bucket bottom judging and proceed to the jig wiggiling events .
Summer olimpics would include the beach bunny spotting (ME ONLY JUDGE ), the Worm digging contest , shark fishing with lawyers event , and my all time favorite "boot the snagger into a dumpster "contest .
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