05-09-2017, 11:12 PM
Even better:
A first time boat owner calls the dealer reporting it doesn't have anywhere near the described speed. The sales person, concerned that he doesn't want his reputation tarnished, comes right away and meets him at the dock with a mechanic prepared to solve any engine performance problem. The engine seems fine, but the boat only goes very slow and doesn't turn nor handle right, so they decide to take it to the shop. The new owner backs up his truck to the water edge on the ramp. The salesman driving the sluggish boat says: "Where's the trailer?"
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A first time boat owner calls the dealer reporting it doesn't have anywhere near the described speed. The sales person, concerned that he doesn't want his reputation tarnished, comes right away and meets him at the dock with a mechanic prepared to solve any engine performance problem. The engine seems fine, but the boat only goes very slow and doesn't turn nor handle right, so they decide to take it to the shop. The new owner backs up his truck to the water edge on the ramp. The salesman driving the sluggish boat says: "Where's the trailer?"
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