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I like this one! - leaky - 10-16-2003
Fishing Story
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> A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
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> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
> motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
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> Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't it obvious?")
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> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
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> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
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> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
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> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
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> "But I haven't even touched you," says the officer.
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> "That's true, but you have all the equipment."
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> The Officer says "have a nice day."
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> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
[angelic][crazy]Leaky
Re: [Guest] I like this one! - Teroy - 10-17-2003
LOL, nice[laugh]
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