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A Bill and Hillary joke - wiperhunter2 - 10-17-2007
bill and hillary
> On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States,
> Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he
> asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
>
> "That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with
> intelligent ministers and advisors."
>
> "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
>
> You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button
> and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the
> Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me.
>
> Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
> brother. Who was this child?"
>
> Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
>
> "Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."
>
> Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back
> on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have
> a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a
> child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was
> that child ?"
>
> Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine
> the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
>
> "Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."
>
> So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to bottom,
> and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many
> suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite
> upset, not knowing what she would tell her husband, the former
> President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran into her most
> formable challenger to her presidential nomination, Barack Obama.
>
> So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents
> had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who
> was the child?"
>
> "That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."
>
> "Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination
> for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States !"
> So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to
> your riddle.
>
> The child was Barack Obama.!"
>
> "No, you Dumb Shit !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"
>
> The bottom line... guess where we're headed with the two of them again
> running the Country
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - ocean - 10-18-2007
Now thats is funny!!!
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - Theekillerbee - 10-18-2007
Now that's funny right there!
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - BEARCLAW - 10-18-2007
Teehee[laugh]. Very good.
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - Coldfooter - 10-19-2007
And
ly compaired to Gorgie, Billary and Hillary are brainiac's[signature]
Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - Kraizee_Skot - 10-19-2007
[laugh] [font "Lucida Console"][#ff4040]Good one![/#ff4040][/font]
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - utwalleye - 10-19-2007
LMAO.
good one.
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - tubeN2 - 10-20-2007
Go ahead and try to post one like that on the General Joke Forum and you will see..............me and 100 others pissing our pants while we die laughting at it.!!!!![laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] That was funny bro.[cool]
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Re: [tubeN2] A Bill and Hillary joke - wiperhunter2 - 10-20-2007
Are you talking about the Fishing jokes board? If so, it's there now.
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - tubeN2 - 10-20-2007
Thanks bro. If you ever have any more, feel free to put them there.[cool]
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Re: [wiperhunter2] A Bill and Hillary joke - lunkerhunter2 - 10-20-2007
That was a good one Curt.[
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