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How to Get the Most Intense Workout of You're Life While Kayak Fishing! - JTingley - 05-29-2007
How to Get the Most Intense Workout of You're Life While Kayak
Fishing!
This 10 Step Procedure comes from personal Experience. (last month)
Step 1: Plan a Kayak Fishing trip.
Step 2: Don't check the weather forcast at all.
Step 3: Paddle out about 2 miles into open water.
Step 4: Face away from and don't notice the dark clouds looming in and don't pay atention to the wind picking up.
Step 5: Get spun around while reeling in you're line to notice a forked lighting strike coming from the general direction where you need to put back in at.
Step 6: Look around in a panic and realize that there are no boats or anything at all for 2 miles in any direction.
Step 7: Prepare for 12-20 minutes the fastest and most panicked paddleing you've ever done.
Step 8: Make it back to shore, Pack up your YAK and walk it into you're garage mere seconds before Lightning strikes a boat mast 200 yeards away from you.
Step 9: Colapse in a heap and nearly throw up from the exertion
Step 10: Bask in how good it feels to be alive and start making solum vows to yourself reguarding checking the weather and whatnot.
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Re: [JTingley] How to Get the Most Intense Workout of You're Life While Kayak Fishing! - tubeN2 - 05-30-2007
That is a good work out. There is one more step to add as well.
11. Add Saltwater.[shocked]
I have had some nice swells kick up suddenly from offshore storms. They suddenly create a riptide and start to pull you out further. You have now added 4 miles to your adventure because it is necessary to paddle parrallel to the shore to offsett the extra pull.[pirate]
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