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Californians - Dryrod - 01-21-2007
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][/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Californians[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if: [/size][/black][/font]
[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]1.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]2.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]3. [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]4.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]5.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You can't remember . Is pot illegal?
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]6.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]7.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]8.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]9.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]10.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]11.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]12. [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]13.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]14.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]15.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]16.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]17.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]18.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]19.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3] [/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]The Terminator is your governor.
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[font "Poor Richard"][black][size 3]20.[/size][/black][/font][font "Poor Richard"][size 3][black] If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one. [/black][/size][/font]
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Re: [Dryrod] Californians - davetclown - 01-22-2007
well, ya givin us rednecks a run fer the little brown jug after that en...[
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Re: [Dryrod] Californians - Tarpon4me - 01-25-2007
LMAO!!!!! Has Tubn2 seen this yet? Somebody send him a link or something. [
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Re: [Tarpon4me] Californians - lunkerhunter2 - 01-27-2007
LMAO!
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Re: [Dryrod] Californians - petty4life - 01-27-2007
rolmfao!!!! that was a good one almost brought me to tears
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