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Chance to Serve Your Country - IceFishingGod - 10-03-2006
It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman
other than his wife naked; he must commit suicide
if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm, all women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not terrorists and to
demonstrate their patriotism and support for this
bold anti-terrorist activity.
Since the Koran does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-terrorist sentiment.
The United States Government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this demonstration of patriotic
unity.
IT IS YOUR DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!
Re: [IceFishingGod] Chance to Serve Your Country - BassAckward - 10-03-2006
SOUNDS GREAT AT FIRST. But we all know there are some women out there we don't want to see naked no matter what. If we see them we might have to commit suicide ourselfs. I don't think this was well thought out. Who would want to see Rozie o'donald or Rose ann Bar and many many other women naked. Sorry not ruin this attempt to weed out terrorists. Maybe next time we should think this thou a bit more.
I do like the direction this is going thou just needs to be planned a bit more [
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Re: [BassAckward] Chance to Serve Your Country - IceFishingGod - 10-03-2006
Dear, Mr. BassAckward or is it AchmedAckward?
How dare you point out a flaw in a U.S. goverment plan. As we all know, the goverment NEVER makes mistakes. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, NSI and BASS to have you fully investigated! It is my ruling as the IceFishingGod you hereby be sentanced to 7 days of watching the FOX News channel. Soon you will learn the error of your ways!
I have spoken!
Re: [IceFishingGod] Chance to Serve Your Country - BassAckward - 10-03-2006
ROTFLMAO [laugh] I think I should be sentenced to watch the playboy channel for 7 days, maybe that will set me straight...
Anyways hope to Ice fish with the god of ice fishing this year....
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Re: [BassAckward] Chance to Serve Your Country - RILEYFISH - 10-03-2006
Bassackward,
Dude, Just put on the beer goggles and Roseann and all those other gals will look bootylicios! lets stand up for our country
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Re: [RILEYFISH] Chance to Serve Your Country - BassAckward - 10-03-2006
OK RILEYFISH
Are you buying the beer to get to this point,as you put it bootylicios???? If so I am game but remember I am irish....
bring on the beer I have to what is right for my country !!!!!!!
It's a hard job but I AM THE MAN FOR IT !!!!!!
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Re: [BassAckward] Chance to Serve Your Country - RILEYFISH - 10-03-2006
Ok, Here is what we will do. We will put beds out there that we can prop up, Start an iv from a keg and just enjoy the parade.
LMAO
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Re: [RILEYFISH] Chance to Serve Your Country - BassAckward - 10-03-2006
Sounds like a great plan, I don't want anyone thinking I don't care about our country. I am willing to take keg for my country any time [
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Re: [IceFishingGod] Chance to Serve Your Country - Theekillerbee - 10-04-2006
You're killing me Scott!
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Re: [IceFishingGod] Chance to Serve Your Country - AFDan52 - 10-05-2006
[font "Comic Sans MS"][red][size 4] Hmmmmmm, I think you might be on to something here. [/size][/red][/font]
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