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This is way too funny! - Tarpon4me - 03-25-2006
Wise words to live by.....
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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
> going to Bangkok
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> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best
> thing on earth.
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> War does not determine who is right, war determine
> who is left.
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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
> cat house.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
> night.
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> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
> fill it.
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> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
> basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Re: [Tarpon4me] This is way too funny! - fish4fish - 03-25-2006
[sly] lol
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Re: [Tarpon4me] This is way too funny! - Kraizee_Skot - 03-25-2006
[laugh][laugh][laugh][font "Comic Sans MS"][#ff4040] That one about the midget is way tooo funny!!![/#ff4040][/font]
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Re: [Tarpon4me] This is way too funny! - tomc - 03-25-2006
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