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Words with 2 meanings (joke) - jamesbe2759 - 05-24-2005
[
] WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS
>1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
>Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
>Male.... Playing football without a cup.
>
>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
>Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
>
>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
>Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
>
>5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
>Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
>
>6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
>Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
>
>7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
>AND;
>
>He said .. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
>in it.
>She said . . .You wear pants don't you?
>
>He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit
>on the sofa and fart!
>
>He said .. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
>you?
>She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
>He said .. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
>She said .. .. We don't know; it has never happened.
>
>He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
>She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
>bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
>
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