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Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - jamesbe2759 - 05-10-2005 ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT FISHING??? I get on a plane and find myself seated next to a cute blonde. I immediately turn to her and make my move. "You know," I say, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to me, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," I say. "How about fresh water fishing?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" I am dumbfounded. Finally I reply, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss fishing when you don't know sh_t? [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - Coldfooter - 05-10-2005 LMAO!![laugh] [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - iconoclasticPaul - 05-10-2005 Well, better go brush up your knowledge of "s@#t" so you can talk smack at her...[cool][laugh] That's a rare smart blonde...[laugh] [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - CROSSINEYES - 05-10-2005 NICE FUNNY. THANX FOR SHARING [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - Theekillerbee - 05-10-2005 Very funny![sly] Thanks for sharing. [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - AnglinAngel - 05-10-2005 What does that tell ya about all of us? We be talking [url "mailtoh@$%t"]sh@$%t[/url] ? or we just know a lot a [url "mailtoh@#$t"]sh@#$t[/url]! OR we just think we know a lot of [url "mailtoh@$#t"]sh@$#t[/url] !!LMAO2 Anglin[angelic]Angel [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - quetepuni - 05-10-2005 Grass makes up only a portion of a deer's diet, so it's poop includes a lot of other material. The cow has a longer digestive system than a horse and is able to digest more grass--hence, the squishier poop. Finally, horse apples are not that dry when fresh. Thank goodness all those biology and wildlife classes taught me s#%t. [signature] Re: [jamesbe2759] Are you qualified to talk about fishing? - ocean - 05-10-2005 She was probably a brunette under cover![] [signature]