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You must be from California if__ - Dryrod - 03-05-2005
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][font "MS Sans Serif"][/font][size 2][size 2][font "Arial"][#0000ff][size 2]So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . .. is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George looney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.[/size][/#0000ff][/font][/size][/size]
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Re: [Dryrod] You must be from California if__ - BEARCLAW - 03-05-2005
Those are all great! Especially #20[
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Re: [Dryrod] You must be from California if__ - tomc - 03-05-2005
is pot illegal ???????[crazy][crazy][crazy]
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Re: [tomc] You must be from California if__ - Dryrod - 03-05-2005
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Re: [Dryrod] You must be from California if__ - fyshrmn - 03-06-2005
sounds pretty close to me.
Re: [Dryrod] You must be from California if__ - shewicker - 03-06-2005
That was pretty right on the money, and yet everyone still moves here. We just need a really big earthquake to bring everything back to normal again.
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Re: [shewicker] You must be from California if__ - Dryrod - 03-06-2005
[center][cool][font "Poor Richard"][#005000][size 4]I'll drink to that![/size][/#005000][/font][/center]
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Re: [Dryrod] You must be from California if__ - tubeN2 - 03-09-2005
How am I supposed to make my brownies if they are going to make Pot illegal??? ha ha.
You must not forget that this is the land of fruits and nuts.
You must be in Ca if you are the only straight guy on the block.
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