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HUMOR. - ROYTROUT - 04-22-2004
>An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her doctor to ask his help
>in reviving her husband's sex drive.
>
>"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.
>
>"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
>
>"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee". "He
>won't even taste it". "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know
>how things went."
>
>A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to
progress.
>
>The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas
horrid.
>Just terrible, Doctor."
>
>"Really? What happened?", asked the doctor.
>
>"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I?
>The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
>t
le in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop
>of
>his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to
>tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love
to me
>on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"
>
>"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor." Do you mean you didn't enjoy
it?"
>
>"Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25
years.
>But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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